It was a humid Tuesday in Delhi when Meera, a first‑time mother‑to‑be, stared at the ceiling fan as if it might whisper the perfect name into her ear. The fan hummed, the baby’s kicks thudded like tiny drums, and the internet offered a thousand lists that sounded like they were compiled by a committee of bored linguists and over‑enthusiastic grandparents.
Hook: The Unsolvable Puzzle